husband shit
when a man (usually one married with children) takes his phone, ipad or any other electronic device and sits on the toilet for at least a half hour. sometimes he has to sh-t, sometimes he doesn’t. if he does sh-t the time spent is not appropriate for a healthy human being. either way it is a method of avoiding responsibility.
john just went to take a husband sh-t so we won’t see him for at least a half hour.
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