Husband’s Duty
a status where you most forget bout your social life or any fun activity to remember you are married, and that includes doing the sh-ttiest duties a man can ever be asked to do…
-jenny’s gotta period and she needs some tampons…i’m now on husband’s duty
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- Rockholm Syndrome
when you’re forced to listen to a song you hate so often (because of work, for instance) that you eventually begin to like it and possibly even buy it on itunes. i really used to hate ‘party rock anthem’ but after hearing it at subway every day i started to get rockholm syndrome
- Rock Pools
can be used for anything that is basically boring or useless. derived from the only tourist attraction in townsville queensland australia. d-mn that random spam posted by that girl on the forums is rock pools
- Latequid Lunch
combination of late lunch and liquid lunch. it’s almost quittin’ time and i haven’t eaten anything. do you want to grab a latequid lunch?
- Rocky mountain hanger
to strangle a female while hitting it doggystyle with some wire or rope and while she is trying to breath, her muscles will tighten up giving the guy added pleasure….also commonly referred to as bein “jonbenet’d”. b-tch was loose as a goose so i had to give her the rocky mountain hanger.”see jonbenet’d”.
- workburger
(n.) — a hamburger eaten in the middle of the day during work hours in order to boost energy and satisfy cravings for meat, ketchup, salt and pickles. “if i need anything now, it’s a workburger! bring it on!” — overheard outside an office cubicle in manhattan on march 23, 2011