hushband


a henpecked, meek-ish man, married or not, in a relationship, who lets the woman do all the talking or decision making, and is not allowed to have opinions of his own.
mary: “susan, this is my husband, george.” george is standing slightly behind mary.
susan, “hi, george, how are you?”
george: “hi, i’m….”
mary, “oh, he’s fine.”
george: “yes, yes i am ….”
mary: “george is a cpa. he is opening up his own practice.”
susan: “really? how nice. george, where will your office be?”
mary: “we haven’t decided yet. you know, men. you have to do everything for them.”

susan, embarr-ssed and uncomfortable, tries again:

“george, where did you go to school?”
george: “i went…”
mary: “oh, he went to (name any college).”
susan (to herself): “oh, oh. poor george is a hushband.”

susan to mary and george: “excuse me. i see the person who i’m supposed to meet. “george, nice talking to you.”
mary: “nice talking to you, too. c’mon george, let’s go.”

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