hvs- stands for h-rny virgin syndrome. 1.) the state of being h-rny yet still a virgin. this state can come and go as the virgin’s labido rises and falls.
2.) a term to describe a person who is a virgin and also h-rny. when used in this way, hvs’s tendency to stay with a person is undeffined or unlimited.
1.) friend1- “is your hvs kicking in again?”
friend2- “you have no idea. especially after the b-ssist removed his shirt..”

2.) friend1- “this is horrible i need to rid myself of this d-mned hvs!”
friend2- “i may be able to help you with that..”
habitual vehicular stupidity or hvs is the scourge that infects over 3/4 of american’s once they sit behind the wheel of a motor vehicle. it’s easy to spot a person suffering from hvs, they’re the idiot in front of you!
this moron doing 45 in a 65 is suffering from hvs.
hairy v-g-n- syndrome
i was with this girl last night, about to score, til her hvs made me think twice

Read Also:

  • Chill Water

    a staple of ninth grade geometry teachers’ diet, possibly spiked with vodka. if the teacher doesn’t get his shaws brand chill water, he gets very, very un-chill.

  • Hyern

    1.) a subst-tution for any song lyric and or cuss word. 2.) the proper term for when a man sticks his p-n-s in a mouses -ss and then f-cks girls. 3.) to destroy a virgin v-g-n-. 1.) “i hyerned a girl and i liked it…” 2.) “you are one hyerning hyern….” “no u” 3.) “dude, […]

  • chimbob

    n. a word for a person who is not the same as you. ie: different race, religion, weight. basically any person you feel like. hey, chimbob you look like a foo! – chimbob, want to play some hockey?

  • dub teff

    short form of the msn slang wtf aka double u tee eff (wtf). easier to say and saves time. -our prof didn’t show up for our final exam -dub teff! that’s redonculous!

  • Itanic

    the nickname given to intel itanium processors. the itanic is one of the biggest flops in the pc industry, second only to ibm’s “deathstars”

Disclaimer: HVS definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.