Hy-Vee
a chain of grocery stores found in the midwest, usually in places like iowa and missouri. hy-vee conducts business by the slogan of “there is a helpful smile, in every aisle”.
the low level employees are often disrespected by customers and treated worse by managers. hy-vee is fun for the first week, then you realize that bagging groceries sucks and so does your job/life.
employee: h-llo, i’m hy-vee’s b-tch. can i help you with anything?
manager: you aren’t smiling helpfully this aisle so f-ck you, you’re fired!
beyond awesome
“chocolate is hyvee, especially when it’s used for fondues”
hy-vee is one of the largest grocery stores in the universe.
it’s employees are fantastic and it sells superior products and inferoir prices, inferior meaning lower. hy-vee is short for “hy-vee is a bad-ss store”
man this hy-vee is so cool! i feel like a king whenever i’m within 2 miles of one.
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