Hyannisport
the ultimate summer vacation spot. it is hidden between hyannis and craigville. so small that when all the parents go to parties the teenagers are free to raid their booze cabinets and have house parties every night. out on the pier teens have parties and give bl-w j-bs to each other. all the kids attend prep and boarding schools mostly in new england. all of the kids are preppy and always well dressed. all families living in hyannisport belong to no less than two of the three clubs, the west beach club, the hyannisport golf club, and the hyannis port yacht club. the kids are all exceedingly good at all water sports, tennis, golf, and especially sailing. the adults have all made big money and care to spend it on their many trips to nantucket and parties that occur almost every night. almost all of the women are clad in lily pulitzer and jack rogers everyday. among the families are the kennedys and the shrivers giving hyannisport a celebrity feel. arnold schwartzenegger and ted kennedy always enjoyed visits to their beloved vacation spot. but when the summer ends everyone leaves and hyannis port becomes a ghostown haunted by the teenagers who have died of stupid dares, binge drinking and drug overdose in the summer months
guy 1: wanna come to the pier tonight at the hyannisport yacht club?
guy 2: ya sure all our parents are at the civic -ssosiation meeting. tell everyone to take three beers and a water bottle full of vodka. it will be great.
sailor 1: those hyannis girls are so obnoxious
sailor 2: it is just because they want to be us
teddy kennedy iii: wanna come out on my grandpa’s boat, the mya.
girl: uhh yeah sure, wait the senators?
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