hydrathermorectaphobia
the fear of sitting a moist pre-warmed toilet seat directly after someone else.
ted’s hydrathermorectaphobia was costing the company an arm and a leg in sanitizer and toilet paper, but squatting just wasn’t an option due to his old knee injury.
#toilet #b-tt #warm #moist #fear
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