hydroponic heart
metaphoric in nature, a hydroponic heart is found in a cold, uncaring, indifferent person. hydroponic refers to somewhat sterile, artificial growing conditions, such as hydroponic crops.
originally coined by shakira, a columbian pop singer.
this relationship is over, i need some caring, loving and emotion in my life, not you and your hydroponic heart.
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