Hydroseeding


to -j-c-l-t- onto a woman’s back after f-cking her doggy style, such that the s-m-n forms perfectly aligned rows.
girl 1: have you noticed that there are 3 perfectly aligned stains on the back of your shirt?

girl 2: yeah, my boyfriend hydroseeded me.

girl 1: ah, hydroseeding, that explains it.

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