hygimnastics
combination of “hygiene” and “gymnastics” describing the simultaneous use of feet, hands and elbows — usually with a paper towel that you’ve used to dry off your hands — to avoid touching any surface of a nasty public bathroom. one performs these feats of dexterity, for example, when trying to leave a gas station bathroom without touching any part of your skin to any surface.
which nation will take gold in hygimnastics in tokyo in 2020?
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