Hypatia
pr-nounced high-pay-sha. a woman of extreme intelligence and strength. she has to have dreads and a love of skateboards. always appears with scabs, scratches and tons of brusing. often need to sign a waiver when hanging with her. she causes injury to friends, so wear a helmet and knee pads. has an affinity for vodka. is not attracted to the opposite s-x (hence her extreme intelligence). oh and she has a hot rack!
w-ssup hypatia!
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