Groton

another boring town west of boston. features the lowest level of minorities in the state, and the highest level of white people who think they’re black. most boring possible place to live besides dunstable, which is slightly more boring. home to the groton school, but most people in groton are too dumb and therefore go to groton-dunstable regional.
groton: just another bullsh-t town.
groton, a small town in south eastern connecticut. all the kids their are basically the same. the guys are caught up in their ‘shoe game’. the guys here spend alot of time with their ‘boys’. often getting high/drunk and then doing gay sh-t with eachother, like shoving items up eachothers -sses. girls on the other hand are completely open about what they do with their s-xual life. often 2 girls say they’re bestfriends, ‘get drunk’ and use that as an excuse to f-ck eachothers brains out. most girls here are wh-r-s, who have countless std’s. overall, the guys and girls have the same att-tude. willing to do anything for a little attention! yup that’s groton.
“i live in a sh-tty town with ratchet girls, and wannabe guys!”
“oh you must be talking about groton!”
decent boarding school that holds great pride in its academics and athletics. however, what actually goes on inside the school is a whole different story – students drink, smoke, slack off work, and show off their wealth through excess fashion and cars. campus is miserable and dorm room walls aren’t even walls.

a lot of joking about being gay which 60% of the school probably is.

clearly a school filled with andover and exeter rejects.
smart kid: “yes! i got into andover!!! what school did you get into?”
f-g: “i got rejected from every school i applied to… except for groton”
smart kid: “sucks to be you”
groton, m-ssachusetts is a very boring, average town with very average people. most people are nice but may judge you behind your back. most kids go to groton-dunstable regional high school except for the stuck up, rich, slackers who go to groton school.
those people are awesome, they must be from groton.
groton m-ssachusetts is some small bootleg town where everyone except me is rich and white. everyone drives their parents car or worse they got their own f-cking brand new ride. and theres never anything to do but get f-cked up
f-ck groton!!
home of the worlds best submarine base, 50 years ago. now it’s just a submarine base.
shipmate1: i want to get orders to hawii.
shipmate2: i want orders in groton.
shipmate1: what’s her name and how long have you known her?
while also being a place, groton is mostly used in context to reference the groton school. filled with idiots, the groton school is hated by all except those who go there. other schools hate it because all the people who go there think they’re amazing, and the locals hate it because it sucks in every way imaginable. groton is especially know for having really arrogant students who think that being rich is the same as being smart. groton accepts any r-t-rd who lies on their application, believing that lies are better than the truth. cheating is accepted at groton, as thats how most people at groton will live their lives in the future; by cheating off of other people’s hard work. it is also common knowledge that kids who attend groton enjoy sticking broomsticks up each other’s -sses for fun. stupid, spoiled, and ugly wh-r-s are also a common sight at groton. but then again what would you expect from a school with a f-ckin zebra for a mascot.
hey, do you go to groton?
no, i actually have friends ’cause i’m not a spoiled little b-tch.

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