Hyper Wank


a w-nk so fast and furious that your p-n-s turns purple, your arms ache and you have the most amazing -rg-sm in your life. there is nothing more amazing
yo man have you seen harrisons right arm? its huge!
im not surprised, he has a hyper w-nk every day, i ought to try it some day!

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