hyperastrist
an internet reviewer who exaggerates ratings, consistently giving either the worst or best possible score to any reviewed item.
compare hemiastrist.
origin: greek hyper (over, above) + aster (star)
“i don’t think this hyperastrist realizes that ‘omgz best movie ever!!!1’ fails to capture the full scope and essence of the film.”
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