Hyperlindophilia


an often undiagnosed psychological condition in which the subject exaggerates ‘adorable’ aspects of an object or situation to a intimidatingly intense level.

sufferers are commonly known as “chenices”
ben: fancy watching this film tonight? it has a cat in it
chenice: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ben: good god, your hyperlindophilia is getting worse

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