a p-n-s that is always hard or erect and always being inserted inside objects such as jars of peanut b-tter, envelopes, toilet paper tubes and hyperv-g-n-s.
1. man my hyperp-n-s is always ready for action.
2. i think i will go m-st-rb-t- into a jar of peanut b-tter.

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