hypervomitussive


when you’re higher than f-ck off the robitussin, that poor man’s pcp, and you’re hyperactive, systolic blood pressure is greater than 140 mmhg (or diastolic bp greater than 90 mmhg) and you’re uncontrollably vomiting everywhere
whenever young bro come here we never know if we need a mop and some fabuloso, some xanax to turn his -ss down, or a blood pressure cuff and a paramedic nearby, he’s so f-cking hypervomitussive

yeah he went on some delusional, psychotic hypervomitussive rant for a good 8 continuous hours and puked all over all of the women and scared them all off, needless to say he is now permabanned

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