hypnic jerk

you’re gently falling asleep after a long, hard day of tiring work. you’re feeling very peaceful, with a big fluffy comforter and your head pressed snugly into your pillow. you can feel everything fading away whohmygodwhatthefjuckgninga! oh, d-mn! oh, d-mn! oh, man, that was scary.

you’re sitting up in the pitch black, panting and covered in sweat. what the h-ll was that?! you hope that that will never happen again.

but it will, trust me. it will happen again. and again. and again.
a hypnic jerk is a good way to finish your day with your heart speeding at 160 bpm.
the “what are you r-t-rd’s” that you get before you fall asleep
i gots the big jolts, before i fell asleep

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