hypnotic torso conspiracy
the believe that girls br–sts are there solely to be used to get what they want
worker #1: you know that new girl in management?
worker #2: the one with the huge rack?
worker #1: would you believe that she just got out of college?
worker #2: that’s the hypnotic torso conspiracy at it’s finest
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