Hypocalypse


the “end of the world (order)” brought about by the conscious anti-political action of the global proletarian m-sses. not to be confused with apocalypse; a fatalist concept which leaves us waiting in the role of p-ssive spectators.

“apocalypse, like apotheosis, contains the prefix referring to something that comes from above. hypocalypse would be much more suitable: you only need to change a couple of letters.” (luther blissett: q)
we are the six billion hors-m-n of the hypocalypse.
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this occurs whenever someone’s hypocrisy is great enough to cause actual damage to someone or something.
“did you hear that the president of true love waits is pregnant? what a hypocalypse!”
happy apocalypse. or if the world were to end it would be a happy occasion.
jerry: urgghh! i have a math test tomorrow!
sue: i’d rather have the world end than do that test 🙁
jerry: that would be a hypocalypse! :d

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