Hypoclit
some one who is hypocritical about others s-xual endeavors and then proceeds to engage in multiple repulsive cl-toral adventures consecutively.
a long day of sh-t talking and one 40 oz. of beer led her to the canyon where she was f-cked twice by two separate salmon seekers rendering her a hypocl-t for life… her parents would be proud.
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when a woman/girl ensures you that you will be getting the booty a.k.a slice; gash; vag; bag of luck; pot o’ gold; -ss; pizza pie; etc….and completely dogs you when the time comes.
“dude, melony told me she was gonna give me the vag last night and then p-ssed out on my chest, what a hypocl-t.”
a woman whose cl-toris is longer than her partner’s p-n-s.
i hooked up with this girl last night. turns out she was a hypocl-t
a hypocl-t is a who girl gives off all of the signals of s-xual readiness and perhaps even talks openly about it, but rejects you at crunch time.
she told me she wanted to have s-x, she even bought the condom and gave it to me, but when i made a move, she completely rejected me…what a hypocl-t!
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what a hypocl-ttical thing to do!
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