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-a person(a) who tells a somebody else(b) not to do something, but the a just does it himself/herself.
example:

hypocrite: you need to stop being mean to that fnaf character! (not really a fnaf character)

later…

random person: i hate the 3.0 bodies in my opinion.

hypocrite: are you an idiot? everyone hates those, dumbo.
(1) a person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns others for.

(2) a person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them.

(3) a person who holds other people to higher standards than he holds himself.
the only reliable product of an organized religion is a flock of hypocrites who feel that only -their- hypocrisy is divinely sanctioned.
someone who complains about something but finds themselves doing exactly the same thing
a: “i hate people that complain about other people, they’re so annoying!”
b: “shut up, hypocrite!”
1: a person who fails to practice what they preach
2: something that we all can’t help but be every once and awhile, i mean were only human, not smokey though he’s a robot.
man: you kid! stop pickin’ your nose!
kid: but your pic…
man: don’t make me tell you twice!
someone who hates it when people do certain things or talk sh-t about other people but they do it themselves.
claudia: omg, i hate it when people talk about others behind their backs.

tracey: right?… oh look here comes connie.

connie: hey guys! -walks toward claudia & tracey-

claudia & tracey: hey connie!

connie: i gotta run. sorry i can’t stay and chat, it was nice seeing you. -walks away-

claudia: bye.

tracey: see you around.

claudia: -turns to tracey- omg, did you see the dress that she’s wearing? it makes her look like a wh-r-!

tracey: -looks back at claudia with a blank stare- you’re a f-cken hypocrite. -walks away-
a taboo yet accurate referance to all of humanity.
“every human being on the planet is a hypocrite…good thing i’m a robot.”
george w. bush
wow, that guy’s a g dub
a self-absorbed, arrogant pr-ck who constantly p-sses and moans about other people doing something wrong, yet engages in such behavior anyway. probably someone who has a really ugly girlfriend named pinky.
wow, did you hear about how brandon f-cks his girlfriend twice a day, yet complains about other people being h-rny? what a f-cking hypocrite!

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