Hypstercrite
a person who despises and makes fun of hipsters, while in reality, he/she is a hipster themselves.
justin: nice wolf shirt and beanie, you dirty hipster!
tyler: nice scarf, ray ban’s and tight pants. g-d, you’re such a hypstercrite.
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