Hyptanium
the strongest, most valuable metal in the world. used for beneficial weapons and guarding armour. most bullets use this metal for its sharpness and helpfulness in violence. smoking this substance is uncomparingly addicting, but will kill you the first time in contact with you.
news report: kid was given death penalty for trying to shoot a hyptanium bullet at rebecca black using a blat shotgun…
you children need to learn the dangers of smoking hyptanium cigarettes. stop doing it already god wisconsin dammit!!!
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