i-696


a highway that runs between 10 and 11 mile road just north of detroit in the suburbs. this highway is well known for the fact that cops don’t pull speeders over. for this reason, locals push the cars made in their own city to their limits and drive as fast as they possibly can down this stretch of highway.
“how fast does this car go?”
“exactly 138 miles per hour”
“how do you know the exact speed?”
“i couldn’t quite get it up to 139 on i-696”

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