i agree


a phrase that gives zero choice to computer or smartphone users who need to update the latest software or app.
a refusal to click “i agree” to a software update means that it’s time for the user to throw away or trade off his cell phone.
on the internet, the two magic gateway words to p-rn.

clicking a b-tton or link that says “i agree” will let you enter a p-rn website under whatever conditions that you have “agreed” to (e.g. you are 18 or older).

it is supposed to be a deterrent to prevent minors from accessing p-rnography, often using scary-sounding words like “attest” and “perjury”. but, like in the example below, it’s rarely effective.
mistress victoria’s totally kinky bondage site: “by clicking ‘i agree’ below, you hereby attest under penalty of perjury that you are at least 18 years of age or older, or that you are of the age of majority in your jurisdiction, and that p-rnography is legal in your area, and that you are not offended by hot kinky femdom p-rn, and that it is not considered obscene in your area, and that …

16-year-old: “yeah, yeah whatever. so if i click ‘i agree’ i get in right? sweet!…” (clicks on b-tton)
totally pinpointing the ultimate truth, hands down without a doubt!

……opposite of (right right,i hear ya, serious? oh d-mn, for real dog? )
jesse: jaime’s gay!!!

joe: i agree!!!!

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