I ain’t even tryin
a statement denoting that one does not want to do or take part in a certain act. often said to express laziness or disinterest.
homeboy: yo shawty, let me take you out tonight
homegirl: (with head moving side to side) i ain’t even tryin to be your girl right now!
boss: excuse me, you’re two hours late to work today.
employee: shoot, i aint even tryin to be here right now!
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