I Am A Graveyard
a band formed by frank iero (best known as one of the guitarists for internationally popular alternative rock band my chemical romance). shortly after i am a graveyard didn’t take off, frank joined mcr.
this band is now nonexistent, unless some little punks stole it.
little punk 1: what should we call our band?
little punk 2: how about “the travesty”? or, um…”black souls”, or…”angst-tastic eyeliner-monkeys”?
little punk 1: i know! “i am a graveyard”, ’cause that’s like, so dark and original.
little punk 2: but hasn’t that already been used?
little punk 1: -blinks- -dies-
little punk 2: -blinks- -runs away-
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