I am hot


if you have searched this then speculations are correct, you are indeed, extremely attractive. congratulations, you receive a coffee mug, an obnoxious letterman jacket and the hate of all ugly people!
gertrude- “why does my life suck so much?”
jared- “awww…. it’s because you’re an ugly person”
gertrude- “that’s not true!”
jared- “yes it is, look at me i am hot and i love life!”

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