i am not a plastic bag



pretentious eco shopping bag that’s meant for shallow scenesters who wish to publicly flout their trendy ‘green’ credentials in a hypocritical, peac-ckish manner. expect them to be quietly discarded when they are no longer considered ‘cool’.
if all those scenesters and upmarket chavs care so much about the environment rather than appearing fashionable, why don’t they just buy less showy, cheaper, nondescript cotton/canvas bags instead of bidding hundreds on ebay for that faddish ‘i am not a plastic bag’ bag?

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