I Am your mom
another stupid phrase with no meaning behind it whatsoever.
connor, i am your mom.
a reply to the popular ya mom! “insult”.
a: you’re an idiot.
b: your mom’s an idiot!
a: yeah, well, i am your mom.
opposite of “i am your dad”
i am your mom. that’s why.
when one is your mom.
“son, i am your mom.”
what mormons answer when asked why they are wearing a tie and backpack while choking on a piece of chicken.
curious person: hey, why are you wearing a tie and backpack?
mormon: i am your mom, -cough- -cough-, ahum, sorry, i mean i am mormon.
what i am
your mom
i am your mom.
your mom
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