I bet
two magical words that can turn any innocent sentence into a s-xual innuendo.
also see: that’s what she said
person 1: “my throat hurts…”
person 2: “i bet.”
person 1: “shut the h-ll up!”
person 1: “i just had a hard day at the office…”
person 2: “i bet.”
person 1: “oh god d-mnit!”
(girl stringing a needle): “this is so hard, i can’t fit it in. it’s too small.”
guy: “wow, i bet.”
girl: “i’ll give you that one, i really opened myself up for it.”
guy: “i bet, haha.”
girl: “…”
what you say when you don’t believe someone!
oi darkin, shane reckons he smashed 18 birds last night!!
i bet!
the freshman integrated biology, english, and technology program at thomas jefferson high school for science and technology. somewhat worthless.
i spent most of my time in ibet looking for dirty quotes in “romeo and juliet.”
to purposely show that you are not listening or paying attention.
guy 1: dude i got a new ipod case!
guy 2: i bet.
guy 1: no really look its pretty cool.
guy 2: i bet.
guy 1: well then f-ck you!
used to indicate sarcasm
dude 1: my legs hurt
dude 2: hmph i bet
dude 1: seriously, man! they hurt
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