I call Retard


i call r-t-rd is the act of having one friend in a group of friends pretend to be the “r-t-rd” or “special friend” at the club that your other friends were nice enough to take out and be friends with. although this method will send you straight to h-ll, you will get laid everytime. there is a r-t-rd incentive though, anyone who calls being the “r-t-rd” for the night, will get as much oxycontin and marijuana as they would like until they are drooling on themselves in the corner.
“d-mn i’m feelin like doin some oxy tonight… i call r-t-rd!”

“chick: it’s so nice of you guys to hang out with your special friend over there….ahhh he’s drooling.”

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