i call the mouth!
this is the ‘phrase that pays’ for the guys out there who just want to get their d-ck sucked. it is most commonly used in the situation two guys have the opportunity to have a threesome with a female and they have agreed to proceed with buying her a one-way ticket to ‘paris.’ one of the guys, however, is not as enthusiastic as the other. this could be because he is feeling sick, tired, lazy, or otherwise but naturally does not p-ss up the chance to get his nut and agrees to be part of the three-way action regardless. at this point in time, just getting his d-ck sucked would make his day and conveniently require the least amount of effort from him. right before they begin removing their clothes and getting into the “tower position,” he
cleverly calls out loudly to the second guy, “hey bro!”, “i call the mouth!”
guy one: “yo, bro! this chick i’ve been talking to is down to have a threesome and told me to bring a friend! you down??”
guy two: “you’re godd-mn right jim sharp, i’m down fo sho! ” “it was h-ll at work today and i’m tired as f-ck bro, especially since we did not get a break”…”so”… “i call the mouth!”
guy one: “that’s alright, p-ssy is p-ssy to me.”
guy two: ” and i just want my d-ck sucked”
*** guy two begins to crack a smile***
*** guy one fist b-mps guy two***
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