I Came, I Saw, I Konked Her
where you -j-c-l-t- in her eye and then konk on the head with a frying pan.
bruce: hey heratio where’s your girlfriend farncine.
heratio: well actually ‘i came, i saw, i konked her’ last night and she hasnt woken up.
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