I can read a map


used to express understanding of a situation or when something seems very obvious to you.
“did you feel the tension in that room? i wonder if something is going on between those two.”
“yeah, i can read a map.”
or
“hey, i don’t know if i was being too subtle but i would like to spend some ‘quality time’ with you later, if you know what i mean.”
“yeah, i can read a map.”

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