i can’t be sure but….
a way of telling someone something tenderly, so as not to shock them or hurt their feelings. best used when you are absolutely sure of something and you want to “drop a bomb” on someone. can be used jokingly or sarcastically.
i can’t be sure but….i think that was my grenade that killed you bro.
i can’t be sure but….i don’t think i used a condom last night.
i can’t be sure but….i think i’m pregnant.
i can’t be sure but….i think i have chlamydia.
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