I can’t believe it’s not butter!


the exact opposite of a b-tter face. a girl who has a great face but not a good body.
i diagnosed myself with i can’t believe it’s not b-tter! i so need to start working out!
is when you see an ugly person that has some how made themself look attractive through clothes, make-up or other non-plastic surgery enhancement. to test this on someone after a few c-cktails (less than three) consider if you would park the love rod in the ham wallet. if yes: “i can’t beleive its not b-tter!” – if no: see fugly.
“wow, have you seen what sally is wearing? she’s sort of cute now.”

yeah, i know! i can’t believe it’s not b-tter!
insult used with somebody’s name, used if the person has man b–bs
“whoa, you see that guy’s man b–bs?”

“yeah, i can’t believe it’s not b-tter”
when you c-m on a girls back and or bread then spread with a b-tter knife. she then eats the bread on her back you lie down on her back and you get stuck to her.
i did a i cant believe its not b-tter to my girl last nite.

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