I.Deuce. Badge


most workplaces require employees to wear an id badge with their name and picture on it. many times these badges are clipped to one’s waistband or pocket. when visiting a rest room stall and lowering one’s pants, the id badge can hang below the stall divider, where the next person can see it; thereby informing that person precisely which of their coworkers is dropping a deuce next to them. i.deuce. badges really up the awkward factor in a rest room setting, especially when the badgeholder is a high-up executive, or worse, a flatulent overeater.
was just taking a dump on the third floor and saw fat al’s i.deuce. badge in the stall next to me. i cut my visit short and ran out of there before the fireworks started.

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