I didn’t ask for a sermon


when you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more details of it, when only you wanted to know what it is.
man1: do you have a spare cigarette?

man2: no, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it’s bad for others from second smoking and you will die.

man1: i didn’t ask for a sermon i asked for a cigarette.

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