I didn’t even have Taco Bell today
a saying used by someone who has come up with a case of unjust diarrhea. they don’t know what they are. they just know they are sh-tting their brains out. (note: this is interchangeable with chipotle, both have been known to cause explosive diarrhea and in some cases sh-t blood)
jimmy: dude what’s wrong with you?
nick: i don’t know dude i’ve been to the bathroom 13 times in the last 2 hours. i don’t even know what happened i didn’t even have taco bell today
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