I don’t even

a phrase originating on the internet used to express complete and utter shock or not knowing what to say
person 1 : oh my god a cat is pulling a watermelon out of a sp-ceship
you: omg whut i don’t even
a phrase that really originated from mean girls said by regina george. this was adapted by the internet, probably 4chan, and has been used when one is speechless and shocked.
britain’s goalie just let the ball p-ss the goal?! i don’t even-
when something is so surprisingly stupid, you can’t even fathom a way to react.
…what the f-ck… i don’t even…
a short way to say “i don’t even know” while simultaneously shaking your head, laughing at how terribly r-t-rded people can be.

often used with responses to “…’the f-ck”
bill: mary told me she had s-x with her brother.
joe: ……………’the f-ck.
bill: i don’t even.

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