I don’t give half a fuck


to care so little about something that one half of the standard f-ck will suffice. used when you want to make clear that you truely could care less.
mary: “do you want to go have sushi or steak?”
joe: “whatever, i don’t care”.
mary: “or should we go to benihana?”
joe: “i don’t give half a f-ck! let’s just eat!”

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