pr-nounced: in-quiz-eater 1. the person at the table who constanly asks,”are you gonna eat that?” 2. a person that asks too many questions about the meal they have ordered before it is even prepared.
1. i hate having lunch meetings with bob. he is such an inquiseater. i can’t even take my fork away from the food for five seconds, before he starts asking, ” are you gonna finish that?” i hate it! 2. oh, my god! i had dinner with jenny, and it was a nightmare! she is a raging inquiseater. it took us twenty minutes just to order our food, with her questions about the calorie content, trans fat content, where the veggies were grown, were they organic, blah, blah, blah. i wanted to rip my hair out!
ifrain is an average latino male but can be distinguished from other latinos by the size of his head. half of the body weight of an ifrain comes from his head. in rare instances an ifrain’s head has been known to have its own gravitational pull. d-mn, did you see that ifrain? that fool’s head […]
instacisive. verb. the act, usually of a white female teenager of posting a picture to instagram and then taking it down when it does not recieve at least 1like per minute. stems from instagram and indecisive carly’s being so instacisive, she’s reported a pic three times today, ugh, totally not giving her a like.
a male camel that has physical attraction to a female giraffe, they mate, and the male camel becomes pregnant. allen weaver
- intellectual chess
intellectual chess is a drunken game which entirely not based upon regular chess. the game involves taking a large knife, spraying the blade with deodorant, setting fire to it, and then throwing it to each other (nb: throwing it to each other, not at each other.) intellectual chess has been played only once, and n-body […]
- international u-s-a chant day
february 22nd. it is a day for everyone to celebrate america by posting u-s-a-u-s-a-u-s-a where ever they have a digital presence. it is the anniversary of the miracle on ice which is credited with the creation of the u-s-a chant. february 22nd 2011 is the first annual international u-s-a chant day. i plan to celebrate […]