I don’t give two shits


way of saying, i really could care less for this sh-t, and shut the f-ck up. wrapped up in one little phrase.
dude #1: hey, can you go water my plants while i’m gone?

dude #2: i don’t give two sh-ts about your d-mn plants!

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