I don’t know your life
phrase exclaimed by those working in fried chicken restaurants when they don’t know what else to say
(like, “oh, sorry, my mistake)
–as witnessed at an actual popeyes by t. dale shaw–
elderly woman: i called in an order for 300 pieces of chicken.
popeyes worker: (audible smack) is dat fo here o to goes?
ew: honey, i can’t eat 300 pieces of chicken.
pw: b-tch, i don’t know your life.
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