I don’t like to shit in my own front yard
this is your town, big or small. you have a rep to maintain. you gotta hold your head high around your stomping grounds. if your gonna act sl-tty or a fool… you take it else where! don’t sh-t in your own front yard, people will see you. go across town, and sh-t in someone else’s yard 🙂
friend: “why don’t you just go home with him?” you: “i don’t like to sh-t in my own front yard, if you know what i mean.”
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