i don’t trust like that
when you’re just a normal guy that wants to buy a fine automobile from harry’s car shop, but you’re denied because harry “doesn’t trust like that”.
a normal man walks into harry’s car shop
“i’d like to buy a fine automobile, maybe one that talks.”
“i don’t trust like that… open that b-tton”
“i will not buy if you want me to get naked”
“i’m not saying naked, i’m just–”
“you wanna see my genitals? that’s not okay.”
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