I dropped my burrito
busting your -ss so hard that a shoe comes off, usually in front of everyone.
a: so i’m walking out of freebird’s talking on my phone when i dropped my burrito in front of g-d and everyone.
b: holy sh-t, are you alright?
a: i think i twisted my ankle or somesh-t.
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