I.F.F.F.


internal female functioning failure – a breakdown in the reason and ration governing areas in the mind of a female, causing paranoia, delusions, and causing violent mood swings to either an agitated or despondent state.
fiona apple, mariah carey, angelina jolie. and every girl you ever broke up with all clearly have i.f.f.f.

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